Now that the three-day Fast Lane giveaway is over, I can get back to pondering the hard questions that have haunted the corners of my reason forever.
What is an extravagance? I don’t know anyone who has even one vagance, let alone an extra one.
What’s the difference between extra virgin olive oil and olive oil that’s just virgin enough?
And for that matter, if you can’t be too rich or too thin, can you be too virgin?
Why can something be god awful, but not god wonderful?
How come knowing jack and not knowing jack are the same thing?
In the prayer, “God is great, God is good, let us thank him for our food,” why is it necessary to say God is good after already saying he’s great?
BTW: The promotion went very well. More on that another time.